When its time to party we will party hard (part 2, electric boogaloo)
Went to some house party of one of the guys that gary and gideon knows, ended up being a bit of a sausage fest, but me and gideon were only gonna go for an hour anyway, every guy in the house was too scared to talk to the other 4women there (there was around 30 guys), so me and adam ended up asking which students lived close by, and just went up the street (its pretty much a student road) and invited people along. Admitidly...no-one came, but we did meet some cool people, and it was nearly midnight, so I can forgive them for being nearly in bed.
We also found and played with a frog that was in the middle of the road, we were trying to get it to cross over, when about halfway across a car came along and......just missed it.
Anyway, cue the invite's we sent out by text..and little becky turns up (she is like 5' or shorter, and a size 4 and chinese, and you just wanna pick her up and throw her about cos she's so twee) and she say's she saw another party on the way round...so cue a drunk me going "Come on...fuck it lets go, it will be awesome" while almost knocking the glass top off a glass table.
Turns out the party we crashed had more people we knew but through more random things (ie so not getting an invite wasn't rude on theIr part)and ended up staying till about 3am (so much for an hour)
Met a guy dressed as optimus prime, and stole his hat/helmet, so now theres a picture of me wearing that(coming soon), we had a great chat about the upcoming movie, and general 80'ness
Met some girl from shakeaway who I've been trying to talk to for a year, turns out her dad owns MG motors or something, and is paying for her to be at uni as long as she doesn't do an "art" related course. But she showed me some of her stuff on her phone and she's really good. I hate it when parents are like that and just ignore a talent right infront of them.
Met some weird girl dressed as a cat that was FUCKED! and proceded to tell me that everytime she saw me as if we hadn't met before.
Saw some cool stickers on the fridge (which I did my best not to steal) (bit omptimus prime in cool pose with a speak bubble from another sticker set saying "take me to the white house!!")
Gideon Met some girl he wanted to chat to at the gym, since he knocked on her house while searching for guests, they now have something to talk about next time they see each other.
Sadly I did steal a mini bottle of jack daniels, it had one of those wooden puzzles with it, but it hadn't been put on the bottle, so I ended up taking it back home by accident...the challenge is now to get the wooden thing ON the bottle.
Long story short...I'm never going to a party i've been invited to ever again...gate crashing party's near by is the way forward, and it cost me nothing.
Oh shit yeah I almost forgot, some crazy norweigen girl got involved with our "run away from the limping guard" game (our security guard seems to have a wooden leg or something) and ended up staying in gary and adam's room with me and them till 5.30 complaining about us not doing anything fun...but failing to come up with any ideas...I learnt how to plat hair...and she tricked me into putting my hair into some weird ponytail...I thought I was getting a free head massage :(
She scared me, to the point where I really thought at any point she would call over some bigger boys to beat us up...but no..at 5.30 when we went to bed, she just went over to block A with no bigger boys in sight.
End of Line
I met a guy with no bellybutton! Some gay guy was like "can I see your bellybutton...i'll show you mine" so i was like "er....ok??" and showed him mine...then he pulled up his shirt....and nothing!...at all... apparently he was born without some skin there so they just stretched the rest, leaving no belly button...what a fucking great party trick...
I hope at least 1 person reads all this...I know I wouldn't